bitch, please...

I'm a random ass bitch. Common trends you may notice:
1) I'll obsess about one show and post a ton of shit about that. Usually it is because I've been watching it on netflix.
2) I'll get super mushy and bitch about a guy not liking me a lot...I'm sorry
3) I will often post lyrics or songs I love! Many times I will write about how the lyrics relate to me or a current situation.
4) Occasionally I'll be witty or funny but probably less often then the above mentioned items
This tumblr serves as my diary, scrap book and bitch book. I am 27 years old living in the south. I'm a social worker who graduated with my MSW a year ago. I have been single for about 3 years and I really don't like it. I've been hurt more times than I would like to admit. Most recently I was hurt by a guy I thought of as my best friend. The most tragic/pathetic thing about this is that I don't think he realizes he hurt me. Overall I would like to think I am a pretty likeable person. To know me is to love me and if you read my blog you will probably get to know me better than most. Please follow and comment on my posts because I welcome feedback and enjoy learning new things. Thank you for checking me out! I follow back! :) XOXOXO


Getting this done soon ☺️ Mandala flower to represent the universe, completeness, and self-unity. It’ll remind me to live my life in a complete and fulfilling way, and not to mention it’s very pretty and feminine. 💜 Not sure whether to keep it black or to on We Heart It.


following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

(via breakinq)




My therapist asked me to create something “motivating” so I made these.


I really love these, and I reblog them every single time. Some of you don’t realize how easy it’s to forget to do some of those stuff or how hard they can be some days.

now i feel like ive actually accomplished something today thank u ily

(via pendents)


following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

(via breakinq)


There’s nothing plain about Jane. Watch Jane The Virgin’s series premiere MONDAY at 9/8c on The CW! 

Did this already premiere?

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Shawn Mendes

1. Sleeping in contacts
2. Taking out contacts and then forgetting which is left versus right
3. Oh wait I don’t have contact solution
4. I’ll put them in some water
5. Morning dragon breath
6. Morning wood with neck kisses and mouth coming close to the dragon’s lair
7. Taking a sip of the water next to the bed to dilute the dragon
8. Oh I think I just swallowed a contact
9. Nope, that was definitely two
10. We slept thee hours cause of sexy time and you want more?! I’m not a machine man
11. Nm my groove came back but oh shit it’s sunny in here
12. Please don’t make me get on top. You can’t see the jiggly parts that shouldn’t jiggle
13. I’m so sweaty. I have a combo of bed head and sweat funk on my hair. On the subject of hair…my stubble grew about 3 cm overnight just in time for it’s debut in the morning sunshine
14. Quick after sex nap before work…three snoozes later I’m late
15. Where’s my bra?! Oh in your dogs mouth
16. Oh and my dog just did a combo of 1 and 2 on your bed. Clearly doggie sleepovers should not be forced.

This should just be called a “sleep” over cause this wasn’t about sleep at all.